The Author of this post is Herman Barry
Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with me. Many people claim that they absolutely hated the movie Pirahna 3-D. I guess it takes a certain kind of warped mindset to enjoy the idea of hot naughty underwater lesbian sex scenes combined with fish that eat people. I just enjoy the dynamic of it all. The idea of girls gone wild, with fish that want to eat you just makes my mojo run. I'm sick, I know, but everyone needs a hobby.
Well, when this movie came out on demand, I fired up my bestchoicetv.com and popped some corn. Boobs, blood, and that guy who played the doctor from back to the future all added up to a short naughty killfest. I adored this movie because it did not hold anything back. It promised fish that eat people. It delivered prehistoric pirahnas eating hot naked people, in 3-d. Who doesn't like this sort of thing? Zombies aren't real but few people complain about the unnecessary sex scenes in those movies. Throw some naked people into the water with some man-eating prehistoric cowkillers and suddenly it is a problem? Well, whatever! I loved this movie.
I love a good quasi-realistic horror movie. While prehistoric pirahna are a bit muchto believe, I do occasionally wonder what would happen if some nutcase unleashed a few thousand real pirahna into a popular tourist lake just for spite.
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